Posts Tagged ‘Secret Space Program’

If you spotted the shadowy figure order his latte and lurk into the back of the cafe for a seat where his internet transgressions digressions might go unnoticed, you may have recognized an extra twitch to my squinted glare. Trust me, friend, this is not Vic Neverman making nice with a friendly wink. My nervous system is more tweaked than norm thanks to this additional latte and the endless hours of scouring the Gobi Desert via GoogleEarth in search of the mysterious formations the Chinese military has made in their desolate backyard. Indeed, the only thing more horrifying than the bulge of my twin orbs from their ornery sockets is the enigma that lies in wait, mystifying, from the other side of the planet.

View from Google's Spy Sat of criss-crossed runways in Chinese desert


I’ve stared at the pictures below for so long, their images remain burnt into my eyelids where they dance mockingly every time those lids find the nerve and moisture to blink. Like the unheated leftovers of Szechuan pork, this enigma brought my innards to the point of revolt. Yet, in that enlightened state of dehydration and reverse-nourishment, I, Vic Neverman, managed to flush out some theories…

The Neverman Theories on the Desert Weirdness in China:

1 – Satellite calibration. Yes, this is a popular theory and I will say it has some merit. In Casa Grande, Arizona, there is the white cross with which US satellites were calibrated against during the 1970s.

A strange grid of massive roads to nowhere


2 – China is practicing using their giant earth movers. Why does China have giant earth movers? Simple. Either to reform the land bridge over the Bering Straits and invade North America or to create an Arctic Island (a chilly Hong Kong if you will) to claim as their own to assist in the future war for resources in the melted North Pole.

3 – Message to Mars (or elsewhere). This much is obvious. These Chinese formations can be seen from space, it is possible the Chinese are trying to communicate with some sort of extra-terrestrial dragon riders. This would parallel nicely to the Nazca Lines in Peru where the ancient Nazca civilization created various mysterious shapes and geometric figures (which I, Vic Neverman, have studied first hand) as a display to their old “gods” who descended from the sky and taught them the ways of agriculture and animal husbandry.

4 – Spy satellite testing grounds. Certainly not everything in these desert photos can be clearly defined by the almost all-seeing eye of GoogleEarth. These various formations may be something of an eye chart, judging the effectiveness of China’s latest spy satellites.

Giant fortune cookie is missing, this script is translated: "remove all obstacles to strive for victory"


5 – Perhaps the most probable explanation is that the Chinese Capitalist Machine (faux Maoists they are) has allowed a wry sense of sarcasm to develop amongst the secret masters. Sardonic behavior is rare in non-competitive environments, but heightened in the more ruthless dog-eat-dog climates (especially where dog is a delicacy). It is possible China’s economic whore house behavior has developed such a sinister sense of humor amongst its madams of ill repute that this entire demonstration is a “fuck you” prank to their great antagonist, Google.

What in GoogleEarth? Chinese Stonehenge with jetliners running the obstacle course


Now, one would think an expert of South America’s Nazca Lines – someone who has also studied Cereology (cereal manipulation, or in layman’s terms, crop circles) at a uni in the United Kingdom – would be of value to the Central Intelligence Agency in deciphering the Asiatic mind-fuck in the Gobi Desert. But, alas, my phone remains silent (which I mean only figuratively, of course, I have no fixed number with which to be contacted). I call you out, Spook Central. Is there that much bad blood between us we cannot work together on this one? Come on, Petraeus, I reach to you, Afghan conqueror. Call off the dogs and put Vic Neverman on the payroll… You already have my resume and you may consider my work here as a pro bono offering.

Sincerely, Victor Ulysess Neverman.

Should the reader fancy a look at the Chinese Stonehenge themselves, put this google map address in your browser pipe and smoke it:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.458679,93.31314%09&hl=en&ll=40.458626,93.313301&spn=0.003265,0.005724&sll=40.458018,93.392587&sspn=0.0208,0.040426&vpsrc=6&t=h&z=18

Something launching in the East, near Cape Canaveral?

3/11/11

At approximately 6:40 pm EST, I walked out of the gym and thanked my stars for the serendipitous timing. There before me was what I was certain must be the last shuttle launch. It was perfect timing, with the clear day and beautiful sunset, the plumes of the rocket were lovely hues of red, pink, purple. Helluva way to sunset the NASA program…

I was there early enough to see the star-like flame of the rocket as it arched its way over the Atlantic (I was definitely looking East). The glare of the rocket was very similar to a shuttle.

A couple of strange items:
– How did I not know this was the day of the last launch? I figured I must have been distracted by all of the tragedy in Libya and Japan.
– The plume of the rocket was spiral, making quite the lovely (though brief) imprint on the twilight sky. What is strange is that I am not familiar with a shuttle making this sort of cloud wake.
– There was no shuttle launch. According to NASA and Florida Today websites, nothing was scheduled to launch.

So what was it? I started searching the web and the only thing I found were similar questions asked on a conspiracy theory website (where Vic Neverman happens to be a member). I followed the thread – a mix of curious questions, panicked doomsdayers, and then the naysayers who wouldn’t believe. The thread was started by someone in Tampa around 5:30 (odd) and who thought was from over the Gulf Coast, but I read of at least one person in South Florida and another in South Georgia who saw the same thing.

Unfortunately, conspiracy forums become so burdensome to read entirely as so many users hawk their own opinion and half of the remarks are making fun of other user’s gullibility, grammar, or spelling. Needless to say, I did not read the hundreds of comments made in the last 2 hours, but I will stay abreast of this odd situation…